Our Story Continues 02-06-04

Friday Frickin Night

The Thursday night Drinking foray went to all hours of the night as some of you may have already heard. We left the bar and all headed to another regular haunt for us Indy clanners. The glorious Omelette Shop. One of the few places that is less glamorous then Denny's. Afta got lost along the way with Draken semi passed out in his car. I do not think Draken is for certain weather or not afta took advantage of him. Vippy was amazed that we could even think of eating full meals at that hour of the night. We are drinking troopers and this is the way it is done in Indy.

I am not sure why but Me and Vip wound up driving Draken back to his motel. Either Draken was scared to get back in the car with Afta or Afta decided he had already had his fun and opted to go home alone. Nightwolf was staying at Muertes so he drove Muerte home after we feasted. Me and Vip run back to the Chatteau D'PhriQue for a little 1 v 1 action. - and then come the phone calls. It appears Muerte had fallen asleep on the way home and had not yet given NW proper directions to Muerteville. NW is headed south on 31 toward Bloomington and I advise him that he needs to turn around and head back to Indianapolis. I give him directions to I-74 which is where he should have turned off. He calls me back about 20 minutes later and gives me his Locality. I tell him he has already passed I-74 and he will need to turn around again and go back to I-74. He does so. He calls once again at which point I give him X-plicit directions to Muertes crib. Nightwolf tells me in the morning how Muerte woke up right easy the minute they hit his driveway. I had been picturing Nightwolf knocking on Muertes door, waking the wife and kids only to have to ask if this was in fact Muertes house. "Mam, can you tell me if this is your husbnand asleep in this car outside."

Ok, then! Now on to the first crop of My friday pictures.

	I make kick ass coffee in da morn and the caffeine levels may have been a little high for Vippy. Cuz she jumps right in to hep me out wit da houshold chores.	Here is a picture of my lovely bathroom all fixed up from the recent tub leakage. Notice my terlet. Make note, that we do have indoor plumbing here in Indy.
	Draken is unwilling to wait for someone to go get him and takes a cab to my house from the motel. Being that he shares my Colombian heritage I am overjoyed that he finds my coffee suitable for drinking purposes.	I can't be bothered with Hygienic rituals until I imbibe mass quantities of the life giving properties of the most holiest of earthly beans. There is a target heart rate be to be reached afore my day begins. Washing my nethers can wait.
	After Coffee Drake immediately goes upstairs to plug in his laptop. He says he missed me but I believe he just wanted to jump on my LAN. That is not a euphemism for anything.	Muerte calls me twice for directions to the airport. He lives here, WTF? At any rate he collects the ragin texans and drives them without delay to my lovely home. Snubby must have missed me.
	DarkHorse did not seem as willing to admit he missed me. I must try to be more attentive to him in the bedroom. SIDENOTE: Snubby hit DH with a snowball. DH popped Drake in the head with a snowball.	When afta heard that Dark Horse and snubNOSE had made it into town he promptly shaved his own ass and drove post haste to my abode. He immediately began to flirt like some cheap 2 dollar hussy.
	We sat around El Rancho Mogollon just shooting turds, catching up with old friends and what not. We had to yell at Drake to put down the quake pipe, and Vippy put the finishing touches on her ensemble, Tre Bien ensemble!	Twas a loovely time, then it was over. We were going to CDTrips's house tonight. Snub and DH had to check in at the motel and Me, Drake, Vip, and Wiggy had to go shoppin. Oh yeah, Wiggy showed up after they all left. Wize lad.
And The Evening Begineth
	Vippy and I pose for a way cool picture of ourselves. I can't tell which of us is more the bad ass here but I am sure it is clear that either one of us will stomp you a new ass if you got on our bad side. I am fairly certain you will agree.	On the way to the grocery store I made mention that if I had a four door car it would be cool cuz then I get make Wiggin just hop out and get stuff for me. I can't wait till he is old enough to buy cigarettes and beer. Damn, that's gonna be cool.
	Wiggin happily munches away on snacky foods provided by CDTrips and Kat_Wolff. Periodically we had to wipe drool from his chin as he has overactive salivary glandules. He also has a spastic colon but I won't go there.	CDTrips and Kat_wolff also loaned Wiggin many toys to play with to keep him occupied. Sooner or later tho Wiggin wound up being naughty with the toyz in wayz that made baby jeesus cry and we were forced to take the toys away.
	Vippy helps out to chop up fresh onions to be served with PhriQues extra Fantabulous Chili Extraordinaire. Someone questioned how wize it was to serve chili to people who were all going to be in the same room at one time.	Kat tries to give Vippy some finer culinary tips. Most importantly how not to nearly cut your thumb off when chopping oniony type things. I warn Kat that it is prolly best if she moves away from Vip, when she is making like Benny 'Frickin' Hanna.
	And what party is not complete without input from young Kaaanig(h)it Lupus. He was quite excited that everyone had come back to see him after being away so long. The input from the boy was grand, the output was what worried us.	And then came Shaunki "the King' KOng to these most prestigious proceedings. Shaunki and I have this agreement that he and I will never stand next to each other in hopes that the two of us might appear closer to normal sized.
	AftaBirth makes his appearance a little late but happy to be there. He brought his appetite as well and was eager to dig into a big bowl of chili, an Ice cold beer and a nice soft young strapping lad. Wiggin cringed.	CDtrips enjoyed playing host to all this fine Friday night, and showed few signs of madness. Vippy was appointed to watch him, and if his trigger finger even began to twitch she was instructed to take him straight out.
	Young Knight, feigned fatigue early on but secretly plotted a return to boisterous activity.	DarkHorse showed to be rather competent in the kitchen. One day he will make someone the perfect wife.
	In order to gain more affectionate attentions from Lady Vippy, Young Knight applied small amounts of rouge in efforts to seduce her.	Here we see young Knight attempting to raise the courage he will need to make his desperate ploy to steal away PhriQue's future bride.
	Ahh, here we see PhriQue yet again plotting his plans for the inevitable world domination. One day he shall squash them all.	Shaunki attempts to sneak up on the PhriQue. Nimble as he is the freak was alerted to hios presence by odd ripples in a glass of water.
	Shortly after this picture was taken, snubNOSE was soundly bitch slapped. He cried like a bitch as he bandaged his mangled wrist.	CDTrips is ever mindful of the minor construction jobs around the house. Bob Villa don't know his shit from shinola - and his shoes smell funny.
	snubNOSE entertains us all with his tales of Herculean like masturbations. He considers himself to be a top ranking champion in the sport. and it is a sport.	Ahhhh, the stirrings of emotion never cease to enchant one soul to another. I can imagine sbubby's thoughts to be all chiffon and pink taffeta right about now.
	Whoa, looks like there is a little competition in the making. And the victor of this little challenge shall have the honor of becoming Wiggins lil love puppy.	DarkHorse prooves to not be as adept a listener as is the PhriQue. This could go badly for him. There is a slight chance tho that Darkhorse planned this from the start.
	Curiosity may have killed the cat but what if the kitty is the object of that curiosity. Once enough alcohol is consumed nothing can keep Knight from attaining his goals.	Aren't children just precocious. Knight plans to one day own a small O.B.G.Y.N. clinic. Nothing fancy really, just some every day work out of the garage.

Ok, Then! That will do it for the Friday Night Glucon pictures. I of course will be working on the rest of my pictures in efforts to get them edited and posted for your viewing pleasure. More to come.

Now go on back about your business.

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